"password"; $mysql_db = true; $use_tls = false; $backup_every_n_days = 1 keepalive_timeout = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team listen = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux $config['features']['polymorphism'] = true; $config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = false; $backup_every_n_days = "rainbow unicorn"